In my opinion, Lambchop was the way we were tricked into believing puppets were harmless. I am suspicious of ALL big puppets.
Barney the Dinosaur: I rest my case.
As you should be. Big puppets only appear at rallies for liberal causes, or European rallies, which is the same thing, really. There are just no conservative causes that involved street puppets, period. So, seeing a street puppet lets you know right away that the cause, whatever it is, is vile. And the Marple Index tells you just exactly how vile it is...