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In the interest of saving bandwidth...

Here pubies, just use the number that most represents your views on this topic.

1. Did you see that jacket he had on yesterday? He looked soooo handsome.
2. Did you see that smile in the photo yesterday? Wow!
3. Oh, only a hater of Bush could say something like this!
4. This is all an elaborate setup. He has the dems right where he wants them now.
5. He has the best advisors in the nation. They couldn't possibly do anything wrong!
6. Oh they voted for that one percenter Buchanan, they couldn't possibly be right.

Yes, you can use more than one. Here's a typical representation.

1, 3, 4, 5 and 6...

There, isn't that easy? You can fawn on Bush, dismiss any concerns, explain away everything and still demean the opposition all with less than a few inches of text.

Here pubies, just use the number that most represents your views on this topic.

How droll.

Now let me offer a similar list for the fringe crowd. I'll keep it simple for the non-literate types.

1. I'll never vote for Bush/a Republican again!

2. 'Daddy'.

3. 'Bushbot'.

4. 'Oil'

5. 'Pubbie'

6. 'The Constitution' (this line may have nothing to do with the subject but it's use makes you bulletproof).

Hope this helps.

Now you can sneer at and criticize anyone who in any way dares to support our President on any issue and present yourself as not only much wiser and knowing than they are but even more patriotic and 'constitutional' than anyone who may disagree with you, thus shutting off all discussion and leaving you feeling wonderfully superior to everyone around you. You can really show those Republicans!

Always end each post with a stern reminder that you'll never, ever vote for a Republican again. This must be stated over and over so no one forgets and it's so very important. Oh yes, be sure to ridicule those who admire a man of integrity and honesty as often as possible. This makes your opinion carry even more weight with reasonable people.

Finally, be sure to always assume you are correct in any opinion you may hold and that if a Republican - especially the President - has another policy or opinion, it's wrong - because you say so.

Have a good day!