LOL...I was gonna go to bed, but now I have to stay up to read your reaction to the part about how he should be free as long as he sticks to torturing animals and not people, because nothing in the Constitution says it's against the law to torture animals for fun.
Ducks (several varieties), Squirrels, cats (about 20 now), dogs (about 10, sure missing a good one now), rabbits, deer, raccoons, Parots, canarries, other various wild birds (most didn't live though), Hawk, Eagle (well part time help with my brothers group at college, Auburn), peacock, guinies, turtles, hamsters, snakes (non-poisonous), Ferrot, and some other weird ones I can't remember now.