A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day 07-16-02

Billie

[Billie]

I am SO GLAD to see you - everyone's been asking about you!

[JustAmy]

HOW TO GET OUT OF SPEEDING TICKET .............
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:

Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is. (It was valid.)
Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner' card. (The driver owned the car.)
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. (Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.)
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem. (Trunk is opened; no body.)
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too
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If you get sick of my silly jokes, just let me know and I will wait until tomorrow to post any more. LOL

[Billie]

Matthew McConaughey is how you spell it...he has a beard, a shaved head, tattoos and is all buffed out... 

I have a beard, shaved head, one tattoo and my buff left me a few yeas ago...sigh... :o) 

LOL! I love it!

[Billie]

LOL! Where ARE you coming up with all these jokes!?!

[ST.LOUIE1]

Yep, I've seen your page - love your page!
It's cute, funny, silly, and even pretty and sweet.

You must be lookin' at the WRONG page! LOL
Er....thanks. : )

And it's got John Wayne on it...
...can't be all bad if it's got John Wayne. :)

Well, I didn't say it's ALL bad. LOL

[ST.LOUIE1]

….the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, generosity,
faithfulness, gentleness, and self-control.

Describes you to a *T*, dear 'summer'. : )

Very happy to see you! : )

[summer]

Thanks, Billie. And, I did not mean to keep anyone waiting! I will now go through the thread, from the beginning...

BTW, that was such a nice profile written up about me on this thread, but I must make one minor comment about this:

she is a person committed to keeping conservatives in office in Florida,

-- I think I am still very much in a learning mode about other conservatives.

However, as a former Dem and now an independent, I can honestly say I agree with some conservative positions; otherwise I would not want to be here at all.

I also agree that I would like to see Gov. Bush re-elected; I've tried to learn a few things about his record and share what I've learned. :)

[summer]

Re your post #4 - LOL...annie, if you do decide to move to FL, I think your decision would be right on target:


Beautiful FL...

[summer]

Why, I like "summer" so much, I'm thinking about moving to FL to join in the efforts to re-elect Jeb!

PS Thanks, annie! :)!

[summer]

Re your post #6 - Thanks for your kind words and that great photo, BigWaveBetty! Here's to a wipe out this November for our favorite candidate in the FL gov race:


The Atlanic Ocean, FL

[davidosborne]

Billie,

I can't begin to count the number of research hours I have been spared by the tireless efforts of summer.. she is truly a great freeper, and I am pround to call her FRiend.

Keep up the great work summer!!

David

[summer]

Re your post #7 - Thanks for your kind words of encouragement, g'nad! BTW, I really like that photos you posted -- it's looks to me like he's about to tackle the dangerous gators here in FL:


Carribean Gardens, Naples, FL

[summer]

scan58, Thanks for posting on this thread. :)

[MeekOneGOP]

LOL! Thanks.

[summer]

Re your post #13 - Thank you, Carolina! I appreciate the A+. Sometimes I feel it's a very long road -- but, still, educating people is always worth the effort. :)


A pair of tennis shoes rests on a FL beach...

[summer]

Re your post #14 - Thank you for posting that beautiful graphic, daisyscarlett. Perhaps you will enjoy this quote:

RE: British politics --

Vote Labor and you build castles in the air.
Vote Conservative and you can live in them.

David Frost, That Was the Year That Was BBC TV 31 Dec 62

[summer]

Re your post #15 - Thank you very much, 68-69TonkinGulfYatchCLub! I am very honored by your kind words here, especially because your many threads certainly help a lot of people to grow. :)


Orange blossoms, the official state flower of FL.

[scan58]

awww...thanks, summer!
You are really a thoughtful Freeper. I'll just bet you are a good teacher, too. I really enjoyed this tribute to you.

I know I don't post alot on these types of threads and I'm not one for much chit-chat or small talk. I'm really just a little shy but getting better!

[Mama_Bear]

[summer]

Re your post #16 - Hello daisyscarlett, It is my pleasure to meet you, and I am so touched by what you said in your post. Thank you so much for your kind words and that super sweet graphic. Sincerely, summer :)


A colorful FL beach,
just for daisyscarlett.