I'm doing great, you wild woman!! But I'm craving chocolate. Nooooooooooo! Must not go to the store! Must have will power. (Telling self) 'Sugar-free pina colada candy is GOOD! Better than chocolate!' Lies!!! I want chocolate! Snickers. Chocolate ice cream with Snickers chunks and chocolate syrup on top!!! Hellllllllppppp meeeeeeeeeeee!
Chocolate?? Jen?!!! I never, ever crave chocolate!! But I know!! You could buy a bag of little chocolate kisses, and only eat one or two, and save the rest? Two tomorrow, two the next day, and so on and so on. . . .
Eat something else; you'll fill up and won't want chocolate! Drink lotsa water, and have something starchy for dinner. (Starch converts to sugar, as you probably know!) Make some french fries!! Or a loaded baked tater?!! HMMMMM?? Sound good??
You are a grown woman, you have control, so -- just BUCK UP SOLDIER!!
Love,
Beep, who's wearing this in case she needs to --
DUCK!!
