Co-incidence? Well yes, but I think not!
I'll bet it's the muppet that gives Bubba AIDS in retelliation for what happened to Tommy Thompson!
And the muppet is a female so she doesn't even have to pin-prick him. She just has to be alone in the same room, even if Bubba doesn't "feel" alone, and let nature take its court!
Or course!
I can see the press conference of tomorrow:
And I did not have sexual relations with that muppet! Ms. Feltbreast!
"Then how'd you get HIV positive?" a hapless member of the press will ask.
Depends on the definition of the word "HIV positive." I've always had a positive attitude towards HIV! Why some of my best friends are human immune viri!