Just think of me as a "closet redneck".
My wife started calling me that when I bought my '69 pickup.
Cletus is one of my favorite Simpson characters. And living near Fuquay, I see the real Cletus's on a regular basis.
Though they enjoy a pleasurable lifestyle. Huntin, fishin, drinkin, playing with their dogs. Whats to complain about? I do all those things.