[Constitution Day]

LOL! I'm not that much of a redneck though. Cletus must be from West Virginia.

Just think of me as a "closet redneck".
My wife started calling me that when I bought my '69 pickup.

[Phantom Lord]

I'm not a redneck, but I play one on TV.

Cletus is one of my favorite Simpson characters. And living near Fuquay, I see the real Cletus's on a regular basis.

Though they enjoy a pleasurable lifestyle. Huntin, fishin, drinkin, playing with their dogs. Whats to complain about? I do all those things.