Cletus is one of my favorite Simpson characters. And living near Fuquay, I see the real Cletus's on a regular basis.
Though they enjoy a pleasurable lifestyle. Huntin, fishin, drinkin, playing with their dogs. Whats to complain about? I do all those things.
Even for a YANKEE like you!
Why's your page say Apex? Apex ain't near Fuquay!! It's a good ten miles or so as the crow flies. Do you know where you live? I don't know anyone from Fuquay that even comes close to Cletus. Now some of these tourists that come down here from West Virginia and other foreign parts.... LOL