[Phantom Lord]

Setting: Cletus and Brandine are making out in the back of his pickup at a car race

Brandine: Cletus, why did you have to park infront of my parents?
Cletus: Their my parents too.

[Constitution Day]

LOL! I'm not that much of a redneck though. Cletus must be from West Virginia.

Just think of me as a "closet redneck".
My wife started calling me that when I bought my '69 pickup.