MOTORHOME!!
(Sung to the Paul Simon tune, Koda-Chrome)
Dedictaed to Val and to Kim....
VERSE 1
When I think back, to all the gas, I had to pur-chase.......
From driving round the San Di-e-go hills......
Oh if just on-ly,
I would have,
Pur-chased a dumb Yugo.......
I would be at home, right now drinking a beer......
VERSE 2
But for some rea-son, I just had to head out camping......
From the desert and to, the shining sea.......
Now my whole life is being viewed just like a movie......
And Feldman owns my whole, poster-ity....
CHORUS
MOTOR-Ho Ho Home....
You gave me years....of freedom...
Driving a-round, the California state.....
MOTOR-Ho Ho Home....
Now you have giv'n me worries...
Nothing but trouble....a flurry...
Motor-home........I hate you so.....
HARMONICA SOLO HERE!!!
THE POWAY HILLBILLIES
(Parody of The Beverly Hillbillies)
Verse 1
Now listen to me Freepers 'bout a gal named Barb...
A Fifty something SWINGER who was into girls and boys...
She hung around with Brenda and with Duh-Knees too....
And cuddled up to Damon
But not in the Living Room....
Bedroom it was....
Down Pillows....
Com-for-ters.....
Verse 2
Well the VD's had a doggy named her Lay-Ay-luh....
A worthless little Wiemer known to chew and squirt....
A puddle in the bedroom and a poo-poo on the floor...
Would get that Damon vacuming from dusk 'til dawn...
Hoover, that is....
Powerful suction....
Steam it clean....
Verse 3
Well the gals along with Brenda wanted Puh-Eat-Za...
A big old pepperoni from the low-cul mall....
Ole Brenda went a drivin' in her S. U. V.....
And brought that big ole Pizza back for all to see.....
Family size....
Plenty for everyone...
Bottomless!!!!
Verse 4
Now outside in the garage things started getting wild....
Backward locks and beer lets swingers party in style...
Duh-Knees could not contain her giggles or her smoke....
She cracked the door right open so they would not choke...
Air things out...
Poway fresh air...
Feeling good....
Verse 5
Now they jumped back in the Ford with Brenda at the wheel...
And headed off to Dad's Cafe' the tires start-ed to squeel...
Inside Dad's all three strutted, guys could not, ig-nore....
That suddenly the place was full of sev-a-rul big hores....
Swingers that is....
Ladys with rythm...
On the prowl....
Verse 6
Now suddenly our story turns from weird to worse....
A local single doofus enters Dad's fertile turf....
He recogniz-es Brenda from his Nay-Boar-Hood....
And makes a fatal choice that turns his life a-round....
Setup that is....
Transfer of fibers....
RAIL-ROAD......
Verse 7
Now several months later Dave sits in the Jail....
His home, and car and toys col-lat-er-al...can't make bail....
A pricey fancy lawyer name of S. Feld-man.....
Will try to prove that Dave could not have been-the-one....
Hung jury....
Tainted evidence..
D.N.A....
Verse 8
The trial has gone for months and people can't stay away....
A group of people surf the web, near ev-ry day.....
They form some ri-val factions with two points, of, view....
Some don't think Dave has done it, but some that real-ly do....
Apologist that is....
Westerfield junkies....
Angry mob....
Verse 9
Now there is one more fella, who has wick-ed eyes....
And one guy in his home thought he could hyp-no-tize.....
His name is kind of spooky in an eee-villl way.....
A name that some would think could make us run uh-way.....
De-mun Seed....
Prince of Darkness...
Triple six.....
Verse 10
Now some time in the future, could be days uh-way....
The jury will decide if Dave will go, or stay....
He could go to San Quentin, wait too drip and die!!!
Or be acquitted with no money to sur-vive....
Rock and a Hard Spot....
Holding no aces...
Really toast.....
Verse 11
And fin-ul-ly some people on the in-tur-net....
Are sure that justice will prevail and in-ter-cept...
A travesty of justice south of Riv-er-side.....
And find out those respon-si-ble for
Ho-mi-cide....
Swingers, could be...
Bren and Demon...
Could it be???
Y'all come back now, ya here!!
The End!!
FDA/LOL!!!
Please Come to Boston
Written By D. Loggins
As Recorded By David Allan Coe
Parody post!!! By FresnoDA
NEW VERSE and CHORUS....
LETS, GO TO BOSTON FOR THE SUMMER
SAN DIEGO MEDIA'S JUST NOT FUN TO BE AROUND
BOSTON HAS A WHOLE NEW GROUP OF PEOPLE
YOU CAN SELL YOUR BOOKS ON THE SIDEWALK
BY A CAFÉ WHERE I WE SOON WILL SHOOT SOME POOL
PLEASE COME TO BOSTON/
BREN SAID "NO, DENISE, YOU COME HOME TO ME"
CHORUS:
AND THEY SAY,
"HEY SWINGIN’ GIRL, YOU REALLY GET AROUND"
"BOSTON AIN’T NO SWINGIN' TOWN"
"THERE AIN’T NO CLUBS AND THERE AIN’T NO JOBS FOR ME"
"I’M THE NUMBER ONE GIRL OF THE MAN, THE DEMON SEED"
THE SABRE SWINGS PICTURE SHOW
(Parody on The Rocky Horror Picture Show)
"It's just a jump to the left.......
and then a step to the right......
We put our hands on our hips.....
We pulled our knees in tight.....
We did the Pelvic
Thrust.....
It nearly drove us
IN
Say ay ay eeeeennnnnnnnn.
WE DID THE
SWING STRUT AT
DAD's!!!!!!!!
WE DID THE
SWING STRUT AT
DAD's!!!!!!!!
THE SABRE SWINGS PICTURE SHOW
(Parody on The Rocky Horror Picture Show)
Prosecution Verse
"Your honor, the evidence shows that Barbwire, Duh-Knees and Bender Van Dam in deed did a jump to the left.......