[Southflanknorthpawsis]

My feeble attempt. The format of the song just seemed so right. :)

To the tune of “Big Girls Don’t Cry” – Four Seasons


Big bugs don't lie
Big bugs don't lie

Bi-ig bugs do-on't lie-yi-yi (they don't lie)
Bi-ig bugs do-on't lie-yi-yi (who said they don't lie?)
Du-u-sek said they lie-yi-yi (my oh my)
Du-u-sek said they lie (I wonder why)

(Silly boy) told bug man he just might be wrong
(Silly boy) hoped that he would go along
(Silly boy) then he said to Jeff’s surprise
Big bugs don't lie

Bi-ig bugs do-on't lie-yi-yi (they don't lie)
Bi-ig bugs do-on't lie-yi-yi (yes sir, they don't lie?)
May-y-be truth is cru-u-u-el (truth is cruel)
Bay-y-be Jeff’s a fool (He’s such a fool)

(Silly Jeff) Shame on you, the jury said
(Silly Jeff) Shame on you, you lost your head
(Silly Jeff) Shame on you, Dave should not fry
Big bugs don’t lie

Bi-ig bugs do-on't lie-yi-yi (they don't lie)
Bi-ig bugs do-on't lie-yi-yi (not just an alibi)
Big bugs don’t lie
Big bugs don’t lie
Big bugs don’t lie
Big bugs don’t lie

[mommya]

So did you all catch that Nancy DisGrace will be doing a chat this afternoon - 12:30 eastern time I believe.

[MizSterious]

Songwriters--keep 'em coming. I have a nice little file building up. Great work from everyone! (SF, don't sell yerself short! It was great!)

[FresnoDA]

I LUV BIG BUGSSS!!! BIG BUMP!!!

[shezza]

Hahaha! Good on ya!