[John Jamieson]

She could have saved me a lot of trouble tonight if she just finished breaking out the windshield with her good arm and cut the beast up with some of the broken glass. Loaded it in the trunk and driven home. How inconsiderate to interrupt my Freeping when there was really no need. Plus I'd be having venison for months. She was pretty good at tackling the emu that was terrorizing the neighborhood. Made good hamburger, but that's another story......

[hoosiermama]

Your wife sounds a little like me. My fiends say I don't drive I aim my truck. Hit a cow once. Very MOOving experience, but couldn't STEER clear. Dr. name in ER was Mark Manship. He told me he'd teach me to 'HIT the Bull's Eye next time. (ALL TRUE)

Another time ran over a snake, flatten a squirel, and killed a deer in less than 3 minutes.