[hoosiermama]

Your wife sounds a little like me. My fiends say I don't drive I aim my truck. Hit a cow once. Very MOOving experience, but couldn't STEER clear. Dr. name in ER was Mark Manship. He told me he'd teach me to 'HIT the Bull's Eye next time. (ALL TRUE)

Another time ran over a snake, flatten a squirel, and killed a deer in less than 3 minutes.

[John Jamieson]

That's what I'd call living off the land.