Halliburton Responds to Larry Klayman's Supersillyous Suit(My Title)

CBS Market Watch "Big Charts" Web Site ^ | 7/10/2002 | MarketWatch.com

[SierraWasp]

12:57PM Halliburton responds to Judicial Watch lawsuit (HAL) by Michael Baron Halliburton (HAL) is off 30 cents, or 2.1 percent, to $13.82, in midday action. The company is out with a press release responding to a lawsuit filed by Judicial Watch, a Washington, D.C.-based legal watchdog group. The suit alleges fraudulent accounting practices at Halliburton took place during the period when current vice president Dick Cheney served as its chairman and CEO. Halliburton called the claims in the suit, "untrue, unsupported, and unfounded." The company continued: "We are working diligently with the SEC to resolve its questions regarding the company's accounting procedures. Halliburton has always followed and will continue to follow guidelines established by the SEC and GAAP, General Accepted Accounting Principles."

[agrandis]

Yeah, I think I'm going to find a Filipina wife, if I don't find one in Old Mexico first.

[A Citizen Reporter]

"Howlin's characterizations of me?

Poor baby. I'm saying you shouldn't start it if you can't take it. But we all know why you start it, because you have nothing of substance to add to the discussion.

[Texasforever]

Civil lawsuits can have criminal elements to them.

No they cannot. There is something called "civil Rico" but it is not a criminal element. Just as OJ was sued for "wrongful death". He was "convicted" but do you see him in jail?

[terilyn]

LOL! And here I thought you were wearing brown shirts these days.

[Fred Mertz]

No need to shout.

[Deb]

You're like the Larry Klayman Barbie. The Larry Klayman Barbie carries a press release, a re-written Constitution and a big, round brush.

FiJC
Math is hard...let's sue!!!

[TLBSHOW]

IF YOU SKIP ALL THE POSTS BY FreedominJesusChrist IT WILL BE A BREEZE READING THE THREAD AND OH SO MUCH QUICKER AND HEADACHE FREE.

[terilyn]

Aquanet also removes ink stains from your laundry if you spray them with it before washing.

[FreedominJesusChrist]

"Organized labor and the Mafia probably do have something to do with each other, but that doesn't have anything to do with the fact that five thugs assaulted somebody."

Probably?! Ever heard of Jimmy Hoffa? The Fulton Fish Market? Or of organized labor's much practiced labor racketeering?

Perhaps you are also aware that organized labor has a long history of corruption with the Democratic Party and that unions often act as thugs who use intimidation and violence as a means to thwart opposition to their candidates?

[Howlin]

You and the Larry Klaymans and the Jack Thompsons and the Mark Geragoses and the Jesse Jacksons and the Johnny Cochrans of the world make a mockery of the law.

[TLBSHOW]

Has Larry paid his bill yet?

[Fred Mertz]

Maybe Registered can do the Klayman Barbie....

Will she be wearing pink?

[habs4ever]

Do you work for JW?

Are you in contact with any JW employees?

Do you know if any post here on FR?

[habs4ever]

What am I missing by not having Aquanet in my life??;-)

Will it whiten my teeth as well?

[FreedominJesusChrist]

That none of your business.

[agrandis]

Do you work for JW?

Are you in contact with any JW employees?

Do you know if any post here on FR?

LOL! Sounds like Joseph MacCarthy!

[Deb]

Or...damn I can't think of it: 3 in 1 Oil. Is that it? 10-40 Oil. Oh, rats...the man of the house is at the electronics store. I have no one to ask.

Never mind.

[Amelia]

Larry Klayman Barbie

ROFLMAO!!!

I don't think anyone is gonna top that one tonight! :-D

[FreedominJesusChrist]

No, but your dentist will do a good job at bleaching your teeth if you are willing to pay anywhere from $250-500 for it.

[Amelia]

WD-40