USO Canteen FReeper Style....One Nation Under God.... July 10, 2002

FRiends of the USO Canteen FReeper Style and Snow Bunny

[SAMWolf]

WAKE UP VICTORIA!!!

BREAKFAST IS READY!!!

[SpookBrat]

I gotta get up and be a mom now. My kids are awake. Love to all.....have a great day.

<------click on the mama

[SpookBrat]

((((((((((((((((Kneezles)))))))))))))))))))))

You and Sassy are the best.

BBL!

[JustAmy]

I must have missed it; I need to go back and check it out.

Once upon a time there was a woman married to an annoying man named Don Brink.
He would complain about everything. That day he went to their creek with his mule. He complained so much that the mule got annoyed and kicked him to death.
At the funeral, when all the men walked by the wife, she shook her head yes and every time the women walked by she shook her head no.
The minister asked, "why are you shaking your head 'yes' for men and 'no' for women?
Her response was, "The men would say how sorry they felt for me and I was saying, 'Yes, I'll be alright.' When the women walked by they were asking if the mule is for sale...

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[SAMWolf]

Tom was on the side of the road and noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by another long black hearse about 50 feet back. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind that were 200 men walking single file.

Tom couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the man walking the dog and said "Sir, I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"

The man replied "Well, that first hearse is for my wife." Tom asked, "What happened to her?"

The man replied "My dog attacked her and she died." Tom inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"

The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned and attacked her and she died."

A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men. Tom asks, "Sir, could I borrow that dog?"

He replied, "Get in line!"

[tomkow6]

A priest was walking along the corridor of the parochial school near the preschool wing when a group of little ones were trotting by on the way to the cafeteria.

One little lad of about three or four stopped and looked at him in his clerical clothes and asked, "Why do you dress funny?"

He told him he was a priest and this is the uniform priests wear.

Then the boy pointed to the priest's plastic collar tab and asked, "Do you have an owie?"

The priest was perplexed till he realized that to him the collar tab looked like a band aid. So the priest took it out and handed it to the boy to show him. On the back of the tab are raised letters giving the name of the manufacturer.

The little guy felt the letters, and the priest asked, "Do you know what those words say?"

"Yes I do," said the lad, who was not old enough to read. Peering intently at the letters he said,.......

"Kills ticks and fleas up to six months!"

[JustAmy]

LOL
I almost posted that one!!

[JustAmy]

Q: How do you get a redhead to argue with you?
A: Say something.

Q: How do you get a redhead's mood to change?
A: Wait 10 seconds.

If you love a Redhead, set her free.....if she follows you everywhere you go, pitches a tent in your front lawn and puts your new girlfriend in the hospital, she's yours.

Q: What's safer: a redhead or a piranha?
A: The piranha. They only attack in schools.

Q: How do you know a guy at the beach has a redhead for a girlfriend?
A: She has scratched "stay off MY TURF!" on his back with her nails.

Q: What do you call a Redhead with an attitude?
A: Normal.

Q: How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer?
A: There's a hammer embedded in the monitor.

Q: How do you know when your redhead has forgiven you?
A: She stops washing your clothes in the toilet bowl.

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[Alamo-Girl]

Bump!!!

[SAMWolf]

Look out Just Amy's on a roll!

[g'nad]

G'mornin' Miss Bunny...wonderful to see you today!

It's not freedom and democracy that make America great, it's our faith in God and foundation built on biblical morality...Without God and His influence, freedom leads to anarchy, and democracy to mob rule...

God bless our Republic...

[JustAmy]

I'll have to save some for another day!

[SAMWolf]

That ostrich cracks me up!

[SAMWolf]

Morning Coteblanche!

[tomkow6]

LOVE that ostrich!

[g'nad]

Now this proves the Canadians have a good sense of humor.

LOL...I've worked with tha Canooks a couple of times... this is just like them... great guys with a great sense of humor...

BTW...YOINK!!!...thanks...