A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day 07-10-02

Billie and Mama_Bear

[Mama_Bear]

I sent her an e-mail a while ago. She sometimes doesn't do self-search.

Thanks. I was just about to do that also. She usually answers her mail right away, so I know she checks it often.

[Diver Dave]

If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Coors (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then traded in the cans at a redemption center for the nickel deposit, you would have $107.00.

Given the current conditions of the economy, my advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

Let the Summer begin!

[Mama_Bear]

I just got back from workin' out in the pool...man, I'm hungry enuff to eat a bear...no offense Mama Bear...

LOL! Well, personally, I prefer "horse" - (not to eat ... the expression). ;-)

[Mama_Bear]

Hi, MM7! Thanks for coming by and saluting our featured FReeper today. I know that when Saundra gets here, she will be very appreciative of all the salutes, kudos and congratulations.

[lodwick]

;-) Solid thinking. Cheers.

[MeekOneGOP]

Thank you, Billie. Ya'll do a good job on this thread. Keep up the good work!

[Saundra Duffy]

Wow! I'm thrilled to be recognized here. It's an honor. (If we could get paid for FReeping, I'd be a kazillionaire.) See you at the Infinite FReep and Tailgate Party in Fresno this weekend. I'm bringing my BULLHORN and Lager bought me a drum! Yahoo!! For victory & freedom!!!

[Saundra Duffy]

Thanks for the bouquet, Sis. How sweet! For victory & freedom!!!

[Billie]

Beautiful flowers for Saundra, wolfie!

[Billie]

Hi, Daisy - such a cute hello. :) I trust you have everything you need for tomorrow's thread, which I always look forward to! You and MB add so much to this thread, and I can't thank you enough.

[lodwick]

Nice to see you here Saundra.

bbl

[Saundra Duffy]

You guys are too much. I have some tears flowing; it's humbling to be recognized in this way. All those hours of FReeping and planning to FReep and following up on FReeps. My favorite freeping activity so far was the C-Span event "Post Inaugural Victory Brunch Celebration". No, my favorite freeping activity has to be just knowing that our Chapter BROUGHT DOWN A CONGRESSMAN, that scumbag Gary "OJ" Condit!!! Yahoo! Thanks to Jim Robinson and his family for making FreeRepublic.com possible. For victory & freedom!!!

[Saundra Duffy]

I just love receiving flowers from you guys. Thanks! For victory & freedom!!!

[lodwick]

[Saundra Duffy]

You guys are making me cry!!!!!!!!!

[whoever]

Thank you. You do the same, ok?

[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

"Thanks, Tonk, for each day coming to pay your respect to the FReeper of the Day!"

I consider it an honor to pay my respects to the FReeper of the Day.
My time is short now-a-days, but I will always stop in.
God Bless Free Republic.

[lodwick]

;-) Deal. Thanks Who! Nice to see you this afternoon.

[Billie]

Good afternoon, CCC - I am happy to see you here again today. Thank you for coming. I hadn't 'met' "the Destroyer" yet, and so far I haven't seen her today!

Didn't see much of Cool Guy yesterday either though! Now tell me, when it's your turn, are you going to pull a disappearing act? :)

[whoever]

Biblical Spokespersons

What if biblical characters could be recruited as high-tech promoters?

Consider the following tech advocates and their ad slogans:

Noah for Match.com: We can find a mate for anything. Why not you?

Moses for the Excedrin Headache Resource Center (Excedrin.com): Take two tablets and call me in the morning.

The dove for UPS.com: Guaranteed delivery in 40 days and 40 nights.

Adam and Eve for Dell Computers: No Apples for us. We've learned the hard way.

Solomon for Microsoft: Don't cut the baby in half.

Joseph for Nikon Coolpix: Only Nikon can capture the 36-bit color of my megapixel dreamcoat.

Methuselah for AARP.org: Life begins at 960.

Pharaoh for Symantec: If only we'd had Norton AntiPlague 2002 in 2002 ... B.C.E.

Job for NASDAQ: 'Nuff said.