THE POWAY HILLBILLIES (Parody of The Beverly Hillbillies)
Verse 1
Now listen to me Freepers 'bout a gal named Barb...
A Fifty something SWINGER who was into girls and boys...
She hung around with Brenda and with Duh-Knees too....
And cuddled up to Damon
But not in the Living Room....
Bedroom it was....
Down Pillows....
Com-for-ters.....
Verse 2
Well the VD's had a doggy named her Lay-Ay-luh....
A worthless little Wiemer known to chew and squirt....
A puddle in the bedroom and a poo-poo on the floor...
Would get that Damon vacuming from dusk 'til dawn...
Hoover, that is....
Powerful suction....
Steam it clean....
Verse 3
Well the gals along with Brenda wanted Puh-Eat-Za...
A big old pepperoni from the low-cul mall....
Ole Brenda went a drivin' in her S. U. V.....
And brought that big ole Pizza back for all to see.....
Family size....
Plenty for everyone...
Bottomless!!!!
Verse 4
Now outside in the garage things started getting wild....
Backward locks and beer lets swingers party in style...
Duh-Knees could not contain her giggles or her smoke....
She cracked the door right open so they would not choke...
Air things out...
Poway fresh air...
Feeling good....
Verse 5
Now they jumped back in the Ford with Brenda at the wheel...
And headed off to Dad's Cafe' the tires start-ed to squeel...
Inside Dad's all three strutted, guys could not, ig-nore....
That suddenly the place was full of sev-a-rul big hores....
Swingers that is....
Ladys with rythm...
On the prowl....
Verse 6
Now suddenly our story turns from weird to worse....
A local single doofus enters Dad's fertile turf....
He recogniz-es Brenda from his Nay-Boar-Hood....
And makes a fatal choice that turns his life a-round....
Setup that is....
Transfer of fibers....
RAIL-ROAD......
Verse 7
Now several months later Dave sits in the Jail....
His home, and car and toys col-lat-er-al...can't make bail....
A pricey fancy lawyer name of S. Feld-man.....
Will try to prove that Dave could not have been-the-one....
Hung jury....
Tainted evidence..
D.N.A....
Verse 8
The trial has gone for months and people can't stay away....
A group of people surf the web, near ev-ry day.....
They form some ri-val factions with two points, of, view....
Some don't think Dave has done it, but some that real-ly do....
Apologist that is....
Westerfield junkies....
Angry mob....
Verse 9
Now there is one more fella, who has wick-ed eyes....
And one guy in his home thought he could hyp-no-tize.....
His name is kind of spooky in an eee-villl way.....
A name that some would think could make us run uh-way.....
De-mun Seed....
Prince of Darkness...
Triple six.....
Verse 10
Now some time in the future, could be days uh-way....
The jury will decide if Dave will go, or stay....
He could go to San Quentin, wait too drip and die!!!
Or be acquitted with no money to sur-vive....
Rock and a Hard Spot....
Holding no aces...
Really toast.....
Verse 11
And fin-ul-ly some people on the in-tur-net....
Are sure that justice will prevail and in-ter-cept...
A travesty of justice south of Riv-er-side.....
And find out those respon-si-ble for
Ho-mi-cide....
Swingers, could be...
Bren and Demon...
Could it be???
Y'all come back now, ya here!!
The End!!
FDA/LOL!!!