A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day 07-09-02

Billie

[whoever]

Get back as soon as you can. Those are great.

I have missed you.

[ST.LOUIE1]

Ice Cream? Did I hear someone say Ice Cream?

Looks great! Thanks.

Where's yours? : )

[ST.LOUIE1]

..how's about a pineapple pie....two crust, please. : ) ..

Still trying,,,,,

Ya did good, kid.

Except.....

You left it with Mama_Bear!

Just how much do you think 'I'll' get? : )

[ST.LOUIE1]

Our Louie is certainly handsome & charming
(not sure about modest) but he is definitely SUAVE......

Thank you, cutie!

Neat wolf. : )

[ST.LOUIE1]

Cute as can be!
That looks a lot like that animation I found of Lori's - the bear jumping up and down on the jeep!

If Mama_Bear was a 'real' bear....

.... she'd be jumping up and down on those cows. LOL

[whoever]

..You left it with Mama_Bear! Just how much do you think 'I'll' get? : ) ..

It was there when you got there. She is busy elsewhere. It just looked good with the remembrance of her in the picture.

Besides, that is just one piece, the rest is in the kitchen waiting for you. I took care of that.

[ST.LOUIE1]

*Lin* wanted to live there? : )

Seems like old times. :)

You're a lucky guy. : )

[ST.LOUIE1]

"Do not iron clothes on body."

Wish I'd read the label.

Hi, Amy!

[hole_n_one]

Hi, Billie!

I hope you had a great day!

Mine was hot, hot, hot! (100+ degrees)

I'm off to take a cold shower, then I'll put some hot dogs on the grill, pop open a beer and watch the All-Star game!

There's plenty of beer and dogs for everyone!

[JustAmy]

An elderly gent was invited to his old friends' home for dinner one evening. He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms calling her "Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin," etc.
The couple had been married almost 70 years, and it seemed they were still very much in love.
While the wife was off in the kitchen, the man leaned over and said to his buddy, "I think it's wonderful that, after all the years you've been married, you still call your wife those loving pet names."
The old man hung his head, "I have to tell you the truth" he said. "I forgot her name about ten years ago."

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Now I know why Louie has such special names for us.

[whoever]

..Now I know why Louie has such special names for us. .

OH! You got him good.....

[JustAmy]

Good afernoon, Louie!!

Things a True Southern Gentleman Knows;

The difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit.
Pretty much how many fish make up a mess.
What general direction cattywumpus is.
That "gimme sugar" don't mean pass the sugar.
When somebody's "fixin" to do something, it won't be long.
The difference between Yankee's and damn Yankee's.
How good a cold grape Nehi and cheese crackers are at a country store.
Knows what, "Well I Suwannee !!" means.
Ain't nobody's biscuits like Grandma's biscuits !!
A good dog is worth its weight in gold.
Real gravy don't come from the store.
The War of Northern Aggression was over state rights, not slavery.
When "by and by" is.
How to handle their "pot likker".
The difference between "pert' near" and "a right far piece".
The differences between a redneck, a good ol' boy, and trailer trash.
Never to go snipe hunting twice.
At one point learned what happens when you swallow tobacco juice.
Never to assume that the other car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn.
You may wear long sleeves, but you should always roll 'em up past the elbows.
You should never loan your tools, pick-up, or gun to nobody.
A belt serves a greater purpose than holding Daddy's pants up.
Rocking chairs and swings are guaranteed stress relievers.
Rocking chairs and swings with an old person in them are history lessons.
GOD BLESSED DIXIE !!!!
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[ST.LOUIE1]

Now I know why Louie has such special names for us.

But Louie's not 'elderly'.

My special names are for *special* people.

And if you keep making fun of Louie....

....you just might lose 'your' *special* name. LOL

[whoever]

*Optomist's Hunting Dog*

Friends -- one an optimist and the other a pessimist -- could never quite agree on any topic of discussion.

One day the optimist decided he had found a good way to pull his friend out of his continually pessimistic way of thinking. The optimist owned a huntin' dog that could walk on water.

His plan? Take the pessimist and the dog out duck hunting in a boat.

They got out into the middle of the lake, and the optimist shot down a duck. The dog immediately walked out across the water, retrieved the duck, and walked back to the boat.

The optimist looked at his pessimistic friend and said, "What do you think about that?"

The pessimist replied, "That dog can't swim, can he?"

[lodwick]

Good one Amy! Thank you.

A young man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and is
going to get married. He says, "Just for fun, Mom, I'm going to
bring over two other female friends in addition to my fiancée,
and you have to try and guess which one I'm going to marry."

The next day, he brings 3 beautiful women into the house and sits
them down on the couch and they chat for a while. He then says,
"Okay, Mom. Guess which one I'm going to marry."

She immediately replies, "The red-head in the middle."

"That's amazing! You're right, how did you know?"

His mother folds her arms across her chest and says, "I didn't
like her."

[ST.LOUIE1]

..Now I know why Louie has such special names for us. .

OH! You got him good.....

"He who laughs last....

No more *special* names for you, 'who'.

hahahahaha!!!

Well, maybe one more....

....smart aleck! LOL

[JustAmy]

Please don't take my *special* name away!

Will that work?

[ST.LOUIE1]

Please don't take my *special* name away!

Hmmmmm......I'll think about it.

Will that work?

No. LOL

[whoever]

..smart aleck! ..

...ROTFL

[ST.LOUIE1]

..smart aleck! ..

...ROTFL

I love your humor....

.....when it's not directed at Louie. LOL

Amy's still in the 'wolf-house'.

She started it. : (