[tomkow6]

What did the post card from the blonde say?
"Having a good time. Where am I?"

[Mr_Magoo]

At age 4.....success is...not peeing in your pants

At age 12...success is ...having friends

At age 16...success is ...having a drivers license

At age 20...success is ...having sex

At age 35...success is ...having money

At age 50...success is....having money

At age 60...success is....having sex

At age 70...success is....having a drivers license

At age 75...success is....having friends

At age 80...success is....not peeing in your pants

[kneezles]

Another one "for the troops".