JACKSON ACCUSES SONY MUSIC CHIEF OF STEALING HIS NOSE

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[bootless]

I think Bubbles the Chimp had it last.

[SeeRushToldU_So]

What did you do today? You are on a roll with these funny remarks

You must mean my lack of sleep. I am doing midnights.

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Ok then......lack of sleep explains it......lol.......I don't get funny with lack of sleep, but I do get called a different word with 5 letters, beginning with a b_ _ _ _. lol

[exmoor]

Oh come on now ! Last year it was his A$$.

[ladyinred]

In viewing your photo of the weirdo, I must say if that is his nose, then he should be thankful that it is missing.
Some folk never know when they got it good.

[mikeb704]

A smacko from Jacko.

Michael M. Bates: My Side of the Swamp

[L.N. Smithee]

All of Jeff Koons' carpola is worth a hurl alert.

[bootless]

A smacko from Jacko.

Rev. Al looks sad.

[L.N. Smithee]

The resemblance is striking, isn't it?

I was thinking Whackedson was going to sue Tim Burton for using his likeness without his permission...come to think of it, that would make more sense than what he is talking about nowadays.

[mikeb704]

Rev. Al looks sad.

Not to mention a tad scared.

[bootless]

To be sure. "I'm tellin' ya, Jacko, don't you touch me!!"

[bigjoesaddle]

In one of Howard Stern books (I forget which) he talks about meeting Jackson and he kept a handkerchief over his nose most of the time, but Howard did get a peek, and it looked like his nose was falling off. Howard assumed it was due to one too many plastic surgeries.

[Rebelbase]

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