[PatrickHenry]

Ignore this fossil! It's just another satanic trick to mislead you into using your brain. Once you fall into that black pit, you could end up looking at evidence and believing in eee-vo-loooo-shin. And then there's no hope. So right now, while you still can -- stop thinking!

[RadioAstronomer]

Ignore this fossil! It's just another satanic trick to mislead you into using your brain

LMAO!!!

[Scully]

Hmmm...I've often thought that we had overlooked some transitional possibilities in fossils. Softer tissues (or even tougher cartilagenous parts) are more difficult to preserve, often these structures must be inferred from the functionality of surrounding bone. The best preserved soft tissue fossils I have seen were preserved in shale, definitely not limestone.