Bill Clinton to Answer Your Questions About AIDS on MTV; What Would You Ask Him?

various, including MTV and Business World web sites ^ | July 4, 2002

[Slyfox]

Bill Clinton fulfilling a dream.

[Paul Atreides]

Talk to the hand:

Hey, he shaved his palm!

[folklore]

I wonder what country is paying him today?

[Ole Okie]

Mr. Sick Willie:

It has reliably reported that 007, James Bond, developed 114 separate veneral diseases (some heretofore unknown to mankind) from his many promiscuous contacts with temptresses such as Poosy Galore (that's the Sean Connerly pronunciation).

Tell me, Mr. Sick Willie, have you topped Mr. Bond's record yet?

[bandleader]

Tell Us"BeelzeBubba",Are You Now Or Have You Ever Been HIV Positive????If Not,Why Not!!!!!

[William Terrell]

I'd ask that lifeform what drug cocktail he's using to handle the problem.

[berned]

Mr. Clinton, can a person get AIDS masturbating into a government sink?

[MinuteGal]

"Senor Clinton, has your sexaphone played as predominant a role in your career as your cigars? And if so, how?"

Leni

[Timesink]

"Mr. President, Thabo Mbeki is alleging that 40% of South Africa's HIV cases are a direct result a weeklong trip you made to his country in 1997. Are you South Africa's Patient Zero?"

[hove]

Mr. Bill.....dude....can you get AIDS from a cigar?

[mountaineer]

Good point. x42 doesn't go anywhere on his own dime, so that means the International Aids Trust, presumably, is providing the first class air transportation, hotel, whores, meals, etc., for this little jaunt to the conference in Barcelona. I'd guess MTV is paying top dollar for him to appear on their program.

[lodwick]

Excellent thread.
Freepers seem to be on the same page re: bent 'toon. bttt

[xp38]

What was your role in the Tainted Arkansas Prison Blood Scandal and how many Canadians were infected with the Aids virus as a result of it?

[Wallaby]

How about this?

Mr. Clinton. Why did you allow prisoners in your state of Arkansas to be bled for commercial blood products throughout your terms as governor, right up until the time you assumed the Presidency in 1993, even though there was an international recall of Arkansas blood plasma in 1983? How many people would you estimate contracted AIDS and hepatitis C during those years because of tainted blood from the prisons of Arkansas?

[Wallaby]

More questions for Bloody Bubba?

[mountaineer]

Excellent questions. How many people died of AIDS as a direct result of Clinton and his cronies profiting from the tainted blood scandal?

[TroutStalker]

Mr. clinton, can you get AIDS from cigars? What if you put a condom on the cigar?

[Quilla]

No fair, what Bond did was for God and country, you don't think he enjoyed it, do you? Your post reminded me of my favorite Bond line - when he meets Goldfinger's pilot for the first time - I must be dreaming.

[mountaineer]

another good question! I'm serious, these should be posted on the "staying alive" site (in the interest of public health and education of impressionable young people, of course).

[TroutStalker]

The site will not accept my question. Comes back saying "Collection is null."