[RightWhale]

The Fermi Paradox: [I think it is Fermi] If there are intelligent space aliens, where are they? Why aren't they here?

Surely some would have interstellar travel by now.

[Zon]

Their answer: "The universe has abundant intelligent life. Knowing that, we need not look for newly evolving intelligent life because they'll be looking for us. When they do find us then we'll welcome them to the party."

[Calvin Locke]

Why aren't they here?

1.) They know about commie/social/facists trying to run this planet and since the key word is "intelligent", they're staying away.

2.) They have commie/social/facists running their planet, and can't be considered "intelligent".

3.) Played God with the wrong genome.

4.) Got hit by a really big object.

5.) Their sun became really big and red.

6.) Too close to a supernova.

7.) Too close to a black hole.

8.) They were in the way of a Vogon Constructer Fleet.

9.) Deported all of their telephone sanitizers.