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To: RightWhale
Why aren't they here?

1.) They know about commie/social/facists trying to run this planet and since the key word is "intelligent", they're staying away.

2.) They have commie/social/facists running their planet, and can't be considered "intelligent".

3.) Played God with the wrong genome.

4.) Got hit by a really big object.

5.) Their sun became really big and red.

6.) Too close to a supernova.

7.) Too close to a black hole.

8.) They were in the way of a Vogon Constructer Fleet.

9.) Deported all of their telephone sanitizers.

115 posted on 07/03/2002 1:13:23 PM PDT by Calvin Locke
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To: Calvin Locke
That takes care of 9 of them. What about the other 29,999,999,990? That's just the locals, in the Milky Way. Doesn't count the other 900 x 10^18 systems in the visible universe.
120 posted on 07/03/2002 2:19:04 PM PDT by RightWhale
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