[Tuco-bad]

Now Hillary will divorce Bill, and I'll have Hillary all to myself.

[Quilla]

...but nothing went down.

Stop it Carl, you're killing me. LOL

[Bob J]

But she insisted that their date together was entirely "above board."

I guess this means Clinton only got a Lewinsky.

[Redbob]

"...but nothing went down,"

(How can I ignore a line like that?)
OH REALLY?

[Betteboop]

Don't they know never to put "Bill Clinton," "Down Under" and "$700 a head" in the same story??

[Paul Atreides]

at the recent $700-a-head launch

Funny how the Freudian slips abound when talking about Bubba.

[kcvl]

You may discover Charlotte has two last names - Miller or Dawson - depending on when she was married.

I don't believe Clinton would cheat on Hillary with her! /sarcasm

[Redbob]

Make that "buxom blonde bombshell"

See http://meltingpot.fortunecity.com/pecan/86/main/aussie/dawson/Dawson13.jpg

Says she's "also known as 'Miller', depending on when she was married."

[pgkdan]

Gee...isn't it wonderful for Bill that he's open minded enough so that he doesn't let old fashioned principles like fidelity in marriage get in the way of his dating life? What a guy.

[Argh]

[DainBramage]

Maybe he just put his shrimp on the Barbie.

[Timesink]

The photos are too big to put on this page, but here's our gal!

[RippleFire]

[aruanan]

Australian blonde bombshell TV star Charlotte Dawson is denying she had sex with ex-President Bill Clinton after the two were spotted slipping away together at a speaking event for what one New Zealand newspaper described as a "date."

"It wasn't sex," she was reported to have said. "Can't you get that through your heads? I thought Monica made that clear."

[jpl]

I'll at least give the guy this much; his standards seem to be improving significantly compared to the uglies he was settling for during his presidency.

[Timesink]

For her part Dawson, whom the Telegraph described as "a former Sydney party queen," told associates that Clinton was "charismatic, charming and all those wonderful things that people rave about."

What wonderful things are people raving about? Oh, right, he's out of power and spends most of his time out of the country. I rave about that every day!

[b4its2late]

For her part Dawson, whom the Telegraph described as "a former Sydney party queen," told associates that Clinton was "charismatic, charming and all those wonderful things that people rave about."

Did she receive a drug test after that comment?

[Alabama_Wild_Man]

"...but nothing went down...",
"...late-night rendezvous...",
"...$700-a-head...",
"...date...was...above board...".

Now then - just exactly - what did happen ?? ?? ??

[hattend]

Australian blonde bombshell TV star Charlotte Dawson is denying she had sex with ex-President Bill Clinton

"I want to assure my family and friends, I want you to listen close...I did not have sex with that pervert....Mr Clinton"

[Grammy]

Someone should remind him he is married.