[Benrand]

There's another thing that's true in any reference frame, Tom Cruise is a jackass.

There is work being done on this as well as liberal media invariance.

[PsyOp]

"There's another thing that's true in any reference frame, Tom Cruise is a jackass."

That would be the well known "Theory of Imbecility". It says that synapses fire slower the closer you get to Hollywood until they cease to function entirely. A similar effect has been observed in operation around Washington D.C. and various state capitals.