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To: Benrand; sleavelessinseattle; Marine Inspector; 2Trievers
"There's another thing that's true in any reference frame, Tom Cruise is a jackass."

That would be the well known "Theory of Imbecility". It says that synapses fire slower the closer you get to Hollywood until they cease to function entirely. A similar effect has been observed in operation around Washington D.C. and various state capitals.
14 posted on 07/02/2002 2:30:47 PM PDT by PsyOp
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To: PsyOp
LOL! It happens around universities as well.
15 posted on 07/02/2002 2:40:49 PM PDT by Freakazoid
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To: PsyOp
Charles Schumer is a Quantum Quantum Intellectual void exhibiting Black hole tidal and radiation effects on all who are forced into his presence! BEWARE!!!
16 posted on 07/02/2002 6:54:50 PM PDT by sleavelessinseattle
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