[lelio]

ground crew workers reported smelling alcohol on the pilot and officer
When you see the cops making the pilot walk a straight line down the aisle that's not a very comforting sight.

[Alberta's Child]

LOL!

Police Officer: "Sir, I'm going to ask you to walk in a straight line down this aisle."

Drunken Pilot: "Sounds like a trick question, Offisher -- is there any f#cking way I can walk down this aisle NOT in a straight line?"