Posted on 07/01/2002 9:47:49 AM PDT by Texaggie79
The civilised world recoiled in disgust as a horrifying photo of a Palestinian kitten dressed as a suicide bomber was released by Israel yesterday.
It is said to have been found at a militant's home in the West Bank city of Hebron and appears to be genuine. And it is a bleak new symbol of despair in the turmoil of the Middle East. The cat wears a belt of explosives and two bandoliers of bullets.
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The Israeli army, which released the picture, says it was found during a search. There were suspicions that it might be part of Israel's propaganda war. But suicide animals are the new heroes of the Palestinian struggle for their own homeland.
The kitten's owners would have trained and brainwashed the feline freak to wear the red bandana and explosives — originally containing nothing more dangerous than sweetcorn — and then at a given moment, lick its genitals to set off the device. The kitten could have no idea of the consequences of its actions until it was too late.
Israeli troops report an increasing incidence of suicide animals, with cats the greatest feared of them all thanks to their agility and ability to climb walls. Just last week, three soldiers were killed when a cow with a hidden landmine in its udder rolled underneath an armoured personnel carrier. And on 10 June, nine were injured, including a man, when a seagull dive-bombed into a hotel foyer.
"It's getting worse," Israeli army lieutenant Archie Sighcoe told us. "Now we have to shoot all animals as well as women and children." Meanwhile, moderate president Ariel Sharon has called on Yasser Arafat to either destroy or reveal the whereabouts of Hamas' zoos and menageries — or pay the price.
After his gig with SNL ended Toonces' career went the way of Danny Bonaducci's, i.e. into the toilet. Toonces was eventually picked up for trafficking in "kitty" porn.
It was during his time at the local pound that Toonces was introduced to the Koran. Late one night Toonces got up to go to the bathroom and found that his litter box was lined with pages from the sacred muslim text. It wasn't much longer before Toonces converted to Islam and changed his name Muhammed al-Morris abu Shayeff.
After his release, Toonces eventually made his way to the Middle East. It was there that he teamed up with Hamas and Hizbollah and gave them the idea to recruit felines into the ranks homicide bombers.
LOL. That's what I was thinking. I keep seeing Mr. Tinkles in CATS and DOGS screaming "Evil does not wear a bonnet!!!"
LOL
Drunken cat suicide bomber army: priceless
For everything else there's EU credits.
this is the best the tin god can muster. since in nature of the tin god is deception and destruction, those who follow such policies are dumb and pathetic to start with.
if they were not, they would never have bought his trash.
Disgust, yes. Surprise, no. These are people who think it's funny to dress a baby as a suicide bomber.
Remember: they worship a "god" who loves murder, terror, suicide, pain, bloodshed, and horror; who loves the sound of a suicide exploding in a crowded marketplace; who rewards those who murder innocent people, or so they think; who laughs at the sounds of pain and anguish, the smell of exploding flesh, the taste of blood.
In blowing up babies and kittens they are giving "Allah" what he wants.
But--the joke's on them.
They'll listen to "Allah" roar with laughter for the rest of eternity--laughter at pain, terror, fear, and horror--laughter at all the things they've done that disgust the world--and the heartiest laughter at them, at what fools they were to serve a "god" of murder, suicide, and terror and expect anything from him for themselves but torment.
Such is a pact with the devil.
Such are the fools who would make such a pact.
Such is the "god" that would let them.
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