[archy]

Many, MANY of the Dixieland trombonists with whom I've worked use the rubber portion of a plumber's plunger as a mute. But that's not to say that there is no legitimate use for the trombone:

[Squantos]

Now if you tell me ya have to blow in that thing to get it to light up I'll have to buy my girl friday one of those :o)

Stay Safe !