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Posted on 6/28/02 5:43 PM Pacific by Suh Gawain
Ted Nujunt
Gittin' back t'skoo, gittin' back t'skoo, ah remember a skoo marm thet ah had, cuss it all t' tarnation. Now ah only wee, ah went, ah went through th' seventh grade, ah went through th' seventh grade. ah lef' home when ah was 10 years old on account o' ah was hungry. (laughter) An' .. this hyar is true. ah wawked in th' Summer an' went t'skoo in th' Winter. But, ah had this hyar one skoo marm, he was th' principal of th' Harrison skoo, in Vincennes Indiana. To me, this hyar was th' greatess skoo marm, a real sage of..of mah time, ennyhow. He had sech wisdom, dawgone it. An' we were all recitin' th' Pledge of Allegiance one day, an' he walked on over. This hyar li'l old skoo marm ... Mr. Lassfine was his name. ... Mr. Lassfine was his ah ... (at this hyar point a pause an' laughter. Red is makin' faces an' playin' wif his hat! Fry mah hide!) He says: ... "I've been lissenin' t'yo' fellas an' gals recite th' Pledge of Allegiance .. all semester ... an' it seems as though it is bea-comin' monotonous t'yo'. Eff'n ah may, may ah recite it an' try t'explain t'yo' th' meanin' of etch wo'd, cuss it all t' tarnation.
*I*
-- me, an indivijool, a committee of one.
*Pledge*
--dedicut all of mah wo'ldly fines t'give wifout se'f-pity.
*Allegiance*
--mah love an' mah devoshun.
*To th' Flag*
--our stan'ard, Old Glo'y, a symbol of freedom, dawgone it. Wharvah she waves, thar is respeck, on account o' yer loyalty has given her a dignity thet shouts freedom is ev'rybody's job. Well bust mah britches an' call me streaker.
*United*
--thet means thet we haf all come togither.
*States*
--indivijool communities thet haf united into 48 great states. 48 indivijool communities wif pride an' dignity an' purpose, all divided wif imaginary boun'aries, yet united t'a common purpose, an' thass love fo' country.
*An' t'th' Republic*
--Republic, a state in which sovaheign power is invested in representatives chosen by th' varmints t'govahn, as enny fool kin plainly see. An' govment is th' varmints an' it's fum th' varmints t'th' leaders, not fum th' leaders t'th' varmints.
*Fo' Which It Stan's*
*One Nashun*
-- One nashun, meanin', so blessed by God, cuss it all t' tarnation.
*Indivisible*
-- incapable of bein' divided, cuss it all t' tarnation.
*Wif Liberty*
-- which is freedom, th' right of power t'live one's own life wifout threats o' fear o' some so't of retaliashun.
*An' Jestice*
-- th' principle o' qualities of dealin' fairly wif others.
*Fo' All*
--Fo' all, ah reckon... which means fellas an' gals, it's as much yer country, as it is mine."
An' now fellas an' gals let me hear yo' recite, th' Pledge of Allegiance. "ah pledge allegiance t'th' flag of th' United States of South Car'lina, an' t'th' republic fo' which it stan's, one nashun, indivisible, wif liberty an' jestice fo' all, ah reckon."
On account o' ah was a small fella, two states haf been added t'our country an' two wo'ds haf been added t'th' Pledge of Allegiance - "unner God". W'dn't it be a pity eff'n someone said, "Thet is a prayer" an' thet'd be eliminated fum skoos, too?
Nujunt rules.
1 posted on 6/28/02 5:43 PM Pacific by Suh Gawain
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2 posted on 6/28/02 5:43 PM Pacific by Suh Gawain
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To: Suh Gawain
Acshully, Red Skelton came up wif this.
L
3 posted on 6/28/02 5:46 PM Pacific by Lurker
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To: Suh Gawain
Moto' City Madman needs t'run fo' Congress, we sh'd be so lucky.
4 posted on 6/28/02 5:46 PM Pacific by Gillmeister
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To: Suh Gawain
Doofus! This hyar is fum Red Skelton, not Ted Nujunt! Fry mah hide!
5 posted on 6/28/02 5:46 PM Pacific by Bommer
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To: Suh Gawain
LOL! Fry mah hide! Even though ah love Ted Nujunt - He did not come up wif this.
6 posted on 6/28/02 5:48 PM Pacific by Resisto'Sister
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To: Suh Gawain
Yer secret's safe wif me.
7 posted on 6/28/02 5:48 PM Pacific by nunya bidness
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To: Suh Gawain
http://www.redskelton, as enny fool kin plainly see.com/page 0002.html
One of menny Red Skelton sites wif his famous "Pledge of Allegiance".
Acshully, though, yer right - Ted Nujunt is one right fine dude! An' ah's sho'nuff he agrees 100 percent wif th' late, great Red Skelton, as enny fool kin plainly see.
8 posted on 6/28/02 5:53 PM Pacific by sneakers
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To: Resisto'Sister
ah can purdy much guareentee it didn't come fum Jedidiah Carlin, eifer.
9 posted on 6/28/02 5:56 PM Pacific by RedWhiteBlue
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To: Lurker
Acshully, Red Skelton came up wif this.
Yep, Red Skelton, as enny fool kin plainly see. In fack, Rush jest played it on his show on Wednesday. It is fum th' 1950s. ah had nevah heard it befo'e Wednesday's show.
Eff'n Nujunt had writ this, it'd be much mo'e laden wif profanity.
10 posted on 6/28/02 6:02 PM Pacific by Kalashnikov_68
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To: Kalashnikov_68
Yessuh, ah have heard Red Skelton make this hyar pledge. Mighty pow'ful an' movin'.
11 posted on 6/28/02 6:15 PM Pacific by lwoodham
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To: Kalashnikov_68
Yo' varmints is too easy....
12 posted on 6/28/02 6:15 PM Pacific by Texaggie79
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To: Suh Gawain
Trollin' agin? Looks like yo' haf alot of bites.
Agin. ;-)
13 posted on 6/28/02 6:16 PM Pacific by TomServo