Hey, I want one of those cushy bird survey jobs. I'll sit on my patio with a mai-tai in hand and count all the egrets that gather there. I'll probably qualify for a nice pension, too.
I come cheap. All I need for equipment is a hose and a brush.
See, you're already forgeting the little umbrellas for the mai-tai's, and the gov't credit card to charge the rum. I don't think you have what it takes for government work.
105 posted on 06/28/2002 1:53:29 PM PDT by Stultis