[Paul Atreides]

For Dims:

I pledge allegiance,
to the Clintons,
of the Clinton Party of America,
and to the corruption,
for which they stand,
one evil,
under Democrats,
with tyranny,
and socialism,
for all.

[mrs9x]

Good one...actually, I was thinking of one for Hillary like this:

I pledge allegiance,
to follow the dictates,
of Emperor Hillary Clinton,
and to the collectivist village,
for which she stands,
one Soviet,
under tyranny,
with national health care,
and abortions on demand,
for all.