[mrs9x]

Good one...actually, I was thinking of one for Hillary like this:

I pledge allegiance,
to follow the dictates,
of Emperor Hillary Clinton,
and to the collectivist village,
for which she stands,
one Soviet,
under tyranny,
with national health care,
and abortions on demand,
for all.

[vannrox]

OK. I can't help myself... Pledge of DASH-HOLE; I Pledge to pledge possible allegiance to
what might be possibly the end result
of our combined non-partisan efforts,
in the creation of a unified and socially emphatic genaral organizational sturcture,
that is united and free to act as the people,
Democratilly elected, and verifed as not hanging chad deprived,
United disverse peoples of the globe,
Of which the content in which,
By the grace of men and not god,
Has permitted us to live as all,
FInancially equal, without regard to our color,
Race, sexual orientation, hobbies, deviances, dilliances,
interests, and recreational desires,
SO LONG as we all may TAXES.

[vannrox]

OK. I can't help myself...
Pledge of DASH-HOLE;


I Pledge to pledge possible allegiance to
what might be possibly the end result
of our combined non-partisan efforts,
in the creation of a unified and,
socially emphatic general organizational sturcture,
that is united and free to act as the people,
Democratilly elected,
and verifed as not hanging chad deprived,
United disverse peoples of the globe,
Of which the content in which,
By the grace of men and not any god,
(or diety, or non-socialist personage),
Has permitted us to live as all,
Financially equal, without regard to our color,
(unless we are computed to be a minority)
Race, sexual orientation, hobbies,
deviances, dilliances, our
interests, and recreational desires,
SO LONG as we all may pay our TAXES.