[NeoCaveman]

The Undecided Voter Pleadge

I pledge, well pledge is kind of a strong word
I'll try to pledge allegiance, well allegiance might be a bit much
To the flag, not like I own one
Of the United States of America, as long as we have coalition support
And to the republic, err democracy, for which it stands
Stands sounds so strident how about wobbles?
One nation, under the diety of your choosing or none see if I care
Indivisable, but subject to being given back to any people with grieveances
With liberty, nah security, and justice meaning more security for all.

[Argh]

Hahaha! It reads like a drunken pledge, pardon the expression.

[maxwell]

Bwahaha...

The Stoner's Pledge:

I pledge...... Uhhhhhhhhhh...

Huh?

Hey maaaaaaan pledge is a funny word, didyou ever notish that... "Pleeeeeeedge".... Hahahaaaaa it sounds like dogfart...