Ha! after I retired, I posted a sign over the stove - still there, wherever I live - that says: CLOSED - - -
Well, tomkat, if you look at the last picture under my Profile Page, you will see that I weigh just 5 pounds more than when I dedicated the Iwo Jima Monument behind me at Parris Island - after 50 years!
Of course it shifted a bit and the old uniform might not fit..:)))