And the gunners mate, sweat and blood dripping from his body, turned and saw Jones now in his fresh uniform reply: ``I have not yet begun to fight.'' And the gunners mate said,
``There's always somebody who didn't get the word.''LOL! Ain't it the truth.
Of course you all know why sailors wear tattoos? For those who don't you can freepmail me for the answer.(as I really DON'T want to get a nasty note from sys admin.)
The two servicemen are standing at the urinal, taking care of business. The Marine finishes, zips up, walks over to the sinks and proceeds to wash his hands. The Sailor finishes, buttons up, and proceeds to head for the door, when the Marine clears his throat and says: "In Marine boot-camp they taught us to always wash our hands after we urinate."
The Sailor looks at the Marine and says: "Oh really? In Navy boot-camp, they taught us not to p*ss on our hands."
Thanks go to, cuz_it_aint_their_money