[tomkow6]

Today's feeble attempt at humor:

A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class
a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an
experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of
whiskey, and two worms.

"Now, class, closely observe the worms," said the professor
while putting a worm into the water.

The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water
could be. He then put the second worm into the whiskey. It
curled up and writhed about painfully, then quickly sank to
the bottom, dead as a doornail.

"Now, what lesson can we learn from this experiment?" the
professor asked.

Johnny, who naturally sits in back, raised his hand and
wisely, responded confidently, "Drink whiskey and you won't
get worms."

[Jen]

Hahahaha! Which is exactly why I occasionally imbibe - for medicinal purposes!