Al Qaeda: New bin Laden video on the way

CNN ^ | 6-24-02

[mikenola]

ATLANTA, Georgia (CNN) -- An audiotape from an al Qaeda spokesman hints at the release of a new Osama bin Laden videotape, saying he "will soon appear on television screens."

But in the audiotape, which was played Sunday on the Qatar-based Al Jazeera TV network, Sulemain Abu Gheith never mentions a date for the bin Laden tape's release.

[TADSLOS]

Man, his body double sure has a steady job for a dead guy.

[dighton]

'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This Osama is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!!He's f***in' snuffed it! ..... THIS IS AN EX-Osama!!

[Poohbah]

He's just stunned!

[SMASH IMPERIALIST LIBERALISM!!]

He's "resting."

[Senator Pardek]

[Tao Yin]

"I'm not dead yet! I'm feeling much better!"

[Poohbah]

"You're not fooling anyone!"

[Dead Dog]

"When weak, show strength..."

These guys are about as effective as a pair of college geeks with a Vic 20 and Tape Drive. Press Play on Tape Abdula!

If they can do something, they will. I'm guessing they are trying all the time, just not succeding. The will eventually, if they live long enough. They seem to have lost the initiative though.

[general_re]

...it said that "Americans should fasten their safety belts."

Am I the only one who's getting tired of those dummies?

[stuck_in_new_orleans]

"Americans should fasten their safety belts."

Why do they keep using this line? I wonder if this is some code for future attacks...maybe car bombs?

[Lazamataz]

In a reference to possible future attacks by al Qaeda on U.S. targets, it said that "Americans should fasten their safety belts."

It would have been much more effective if he had said, "Americans should return their trays to the locked and upright position."

[xrp]

I heard the video will be taped from his liquor store, which you can preview here! Bin Laden's Liquors

[SunStar]

Yeah, yeah yeah... Let's see it already.

[Billthedrill]

I'll wait for the DVD. The bonus scenes involving the goat won't be on the VHS version.

[What Is Ain't]

He'll be a dead man talkin'.

[Poohbah]

Nope.

Maybe Al-Qaeda saw "Weekend at Bernie's" and got an idea...

[kidd]

[KissOfTheSith]

>He's "resting."

He's pining for the fjords...

-- KotS

[Teacher317]

*applause!*