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Next source of TERRORISM
Posted on 06/24/2002 9:36:31 AM PDT by scoogieeditor
last chance to vote on the next terrorist event in the us. www.scoogiespin.com
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Last chance to vote
To: scoogieeditor
Next source of TERRORISMThere was no entry for 'One Line Vanities on Free Republic'.
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posted on
06/24/2002 9:39:32 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
To: scoogieeditor
I think an Arab in full scuba gear will hijack a fuel truck and attempt to drive it into the statue of liberty.
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posted on
06/24/2002 9:41:10 AM PDT
by
dennis1x
To: Lazamataz
I think a topic called "self-promotion" might be needed. "This space for rent." "Your ad here."
To: scoogieeditor
How old are you?
To: Lazamataz
There was no entry for 'One Line Vanities on Free Republic'.Bwahahaha!!!!...Good one Laz!
FMCDH
To: Lazamataz
The birthday cake of the Olson twins will be packed with C-4 and wrapped tightly with old video tapes of the twins. The entire hollywood community(less Mel Gibson, Charleston Heston, and Pia Zidora) will be in attendance. Before the cake detonates, Rosie O'Donnel eats it in a brief but complete eating binge, tape,C-4,and all. In her final unwittingly last effort at controling ordinance, the 300 pounds of fat and the frequency of her gastrointestinal activity dampen the explosion to the level of Fran Dresher's laugh. Fortunately, Rosie gets her much needed gastric bypass surgery(albeit high speed surgery) sadly though, the thought of the only bag of Lay's Rosie could enjoy after the terrorist bypass procedure would be of a different definition. Realizing that terrorism is not a viable endevour with the likes of Rosie on the scene, all Moslems swear off terrorism in embarassment.
Is that what type of nonsense you were looking for?
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posted on
06/24/2002 10:03:56 AM PDT
by
blackdog
To: Lazamataz
Sorry Laz, that was meant for that scoogieditor goober.
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posted on
06/24/2002 10:05:30 AM PDT
by
blackdog
To: scoogieeditor
A.Gary Condit and Bill Clinton will enter the priesthood with O.J.
B. F.L. Bailey and Kenneth Lay will become tenured professors in Harvard and Berkelely respectively, and will teach 'Ethics 101' in business and the law disrespectively.
C. Irregardless of a recession and continued threats to our nation from without, there will be another awarding of Oscars in 2003.
NOTE C. (1): This fact alone proves terrorrism from within shall continue.
To: scoogieeditor
You mean we get to choose? I vote for being pelted with fresh marshmellows by Anglo-American grade school-aged children. Or, perhaps the pillow treatment so beloved of Monty Python's Spanish Inquisition. No one ever expects the Spanish Inquisition.
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posted on
06/24/2002 11:37:41 AM PDT
by
3AngelaD
To: scoogieeditor
Are you the FBI looking for a clue?
To: 3AngelaD
FR is one of the delightful places where the unexpected horror of the Spanish Inquisition is chronicled daily. I also hoped that the new terrorism measures here in the US would include a variant of the "How To Confuse A Cat" scenes. I really think they would work on the nation of Islam.
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posted on
06/24/2002 1:15:33 PM PDT
by
blackdog
To: scoogieeditor
Newbie since 6/12/02.... I admire how fast you acquired your ability to post worthless items.
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