I think a topic called "self-promotion" might be needed. "This space for rent." "Your ad here."
The birthday cake of the Olson twins will be packed with C-4 and wrapped tightly with old video tapes of the twins. The entire hollywood community(less Mel Gibson, Charleston Heston, and Pia Zidora) will be in attendance. Before the cake detonates, Rosie O'Donnel eats it in a brief but complete eating binge, tape,C-4,and all. In her final unwittingly last effort at controling ordinance, the 300 pounds of fat and the frequency of her gastrointestinal activity dampen the explosion to the level of Fran Dresher's laugh. Fortunately, Rosie gets her much needed gastric bypass surgery(albeit high speed surgery) sadly though, the thought of the only bag of Lay's Rosie could enjoy after the terrorist bypass procedure would be of a different definition. Realizing that terrorism is not a viable endevour with the likes of Rosie on the scene, all Moslems swear off terrorism in embarassment.
Is that what type of nonsense you were looking for?
Sorry Laz, that was meant for that scoogieditor goober.