Sorry but you come off like a girl, a little one at that.
I don't have to prove anything, I just didn't want you to "feel my pain" anymore, you seemed so concerned.
If by putting "wife" in quotes you're insinuating that I'm lying I can prove I'm not, if you're willing to put $1,000 where your big mouth is (to go to Freerepublic of course).
I know you won't take that bet being that people who talk without having their facts usually blow over pretty easily.
Or to prove how little one loves her or has any regard for her to be used as a debating prop for strangers to gawk at.