The gyro-stabilized "Mr. Neutron" espresso maker.... that was me. The boys down at area 25.5 said Starbucks wouldn't deliver anymore. They wouldn't tell me why so I fugured they should make their own from now on. Less liability.
Psyop...First Brick of MARS...Has your lavish lifestyle of late totally befuddled your sense of aesthetic balance? Why do you feel that you must have unused pure coffee water and thus choose to create Hydrogen ad hoc by running a stream of stripped protons through the MR Neutron espresso machine's Linear Accelerator stage? That ALONE boggles my MIND! Not to mention the Heavy FUSION stage to make oxygen atoms requiring forces found only in Supernovae!...For Crying out loud, MAN!...just cause all our power is solar don't give you the right to conduct Theoretical Particle experiments just to get an unrecycled cup of JAVA every steenking morning!!! CRIMINY!!! LOL....
LT You have a good head on your shoulders...lay some pork ribs on this lad and talk some sense into him...And revoke his buy 5 get one free cup of Heavy water card from Los Alamos while he's chillin at the Embassy!!!