Psyop...First Brick of MARS...Has your lavish lifestyle of late totally befuddled your sense of aesthetic balance? Why do you feel that you must have unused pure coffee water and thus choose to create Hydrogen ad hoc by running a stream of stripped protons through the MR Neutron espresso machine's Linear Accelerator stage? That ALONE boggles my MIND! Not to mention the Heavy FUSION stage to make oxygen atoms requiring forces found only in Supernovae!...For Crying out loud, MAN!...just cause all our power is solar don't give you the right to conduct Theoretical Particle experiments just to get an unrecycled cup of JAVA every steenking morning!!! CRIMINY!!! LOL....
LT You have a good head on your shoulders...lay some pork ribs on this lad and talk some sense into him...And revoke his buy 5 get one free cup of Heavy water card from Los Alamos while he's chillin at the Embassy!!!
Fearless leader! YOu just can't get that kinda kick out of a regular drip machine and it makes that overpriced liquid candy that StarSucks sells taste like the swill it is. The boys at AREA 25.5 haven't slept in weeks and WE FEEL GREAT!!!!
A few more cups of this stuff and even the pencil-necked geeks that work in the hanger basement WILL BE READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY!!! oNWARD! FEARLESS LEADER@! PURE UN-ADULTERATED JAVA UBER ALLES!!!!!
Whoah! hydrogen particle head rush! maybe we should switch to decaf....