[Joe Brower]

I know. Fortunately, "almost" only counts in grenades and horseshoes.

[Cincinatus' Wife]

Yes, I've heard that. I wonder how close an asteroid can come before it's pulled in by the Earth's gravity. That makes "close" more deadly serious.

[null and void]

I know. Fortunately, "almost" close only counts in grenades and horseshoes. and nuclear warfare...