[mict42]

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, here is the infamous Dr. Elders who advacated teaching our " chilin" the fine art of pleasuring themselves. This is another example of the dumbing down of this country. I can feel my backbone starting to curve down already and coarse hair is starting to bristle on the back of my hands. I sincerely believe that if we don't admit that this path we've taken is leading us nowhere, we might as well all get down on all fours and practice our chest thumping , just like our simian ancestors. We're headed back there, folks.

[zoyd]

Yes, we all know that children don't masturbate.