"SINGLE BLACK FEMALE (SBF): Seeks companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a full-figured, sweet, well-adjusted girl who enjoys being hugged. I love walks, to be by your side and cozy nights spent lying by the fire. Candelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll meet you at the front door when you get home, wearing only what nature gave me."
Gentlemen are encouraged to call 301/868-xxxx to adopt "Bonnie" a 4-year-old English black Labrador, who by the way likes children, too.