Take the charts aw-ay, the graphs aw-ay, the posies, ay-yi-yi
Just bring the ostrich back, now don't be slack, he's such a whack, ole, ay-ay!
Now I've got this strange click-clack in the back of my sacroiliac, ay-yi-yi!
And I'll have this wriggle and a diddle and a jiggle like a fiddle in my middle without slack
Until you bring my piddle, widdle, liddle Mister Ostrich back!
Caramba, ay-yi-yi!
Leni