[Slings and Arrows]

AFTER FATAL BEATING, SUSPECT COMMITS SUICIDE

I swear I saw this headline in the Macomb[IL] Journal.

Honestly.

FReegards,
Slings and Arrows

[TonyInOhio]

Our local weekly paper ran this headline a few winters ago:

TEN INCHES OF HEAVY WET SNOT BLANKETS THE AREA

I'm not making this up.

Tony