[HiJinx]

Hey, y'all, y'all better watch what you say to Jen, when she's out on bombing runs, she becomes Anti-Jen!!!!
OMG, she like to scared me outta 20 years of my life!!!!
I was minding my own business on the Quote of the Day thread when Bomber Jen came cruisin' through and dropped a fund-raiser cheer dead center on post #2. Well, I sorta made an off-hand comment (who, me?!) about no cheerleaders, and next thing I know, I'm starin' at the most awfullest, gruesomest, knock ya down/hog-tie ya'/drag ya' through the cactus patch ugliest threesome of homely hombres ya' never laid eyes on.

Watch that woman, I'm tellin' ya', she'll burn yer eyes right outta their sockets if'n ya' aint' keerful!!!!!!

[Snow Bunny]

Hi HJ, yippeee I am so glad to see you. I love to watch our Jen in action giggle....she is such fun and so are you.

(((((((( hug ))))))

[Jen]

Oh Jinxie I am so sorry about the horrible image that implanted itself in your brain. I can help erase it through hypnosis.

Just relax and look at this for awhile...

Take a deep breath and hold it. Exhale slowly!
Now close your eyes and take a deep breath and hold it. Exhale slowly!
Now slowly open your eyes and think about a wonderful place!
A wonderful place you have been to or want to go to: You are there now. Take a deep breath and hold it. Exhale slowly!
You are feeling very warm and comfortable! Take a deep breath and hold it. Exhale slowly!
Imagine that you are in control but totally relaxed: Take a deep breath and hold it. Exhale slowly!
Think about how you want Free Republic to continue to be in your life.
You are now pledging money per month, and it feels so good.
Pledging money to Free Republic is like breathing in slowly and exhaling slowly!

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. Now click here, make your donation and you will feel so warm and comfortable!

[MistyCA]

LOL, HiJinx!!!!